This owl is gloating at me

coolestgirl-:

Oh, what’s that? You want to register your email address?

You woke up ridiculously early to catch this announcement?

And now you’re frantically clicking the “submit your email button” over and over again in a desperate attempt to have some shot in hell at actually being able to get into Pottermore early and thus prolong your Harry Potter experience, as you’re already going into a coma just anticipating the end of the series?

You want to submit your email? Is that something you’d like to do?

LOL TOO FUCKING BAD BITCH

(via chocolatemilkandharrypotter)